A heartfelt request to all of you budding young professionals out there on the job hunt:
Please do not use clip art in your resumes.
I am not sure for what sort of position that would be appropriate. I can't think of any, offhand. Unless it is original art you've digitized and are including as proof of your skillz, but that is not what I am seeing.
Seriously. No clip art. And no fonts that look like kindergartener handwriting.
I thought Comic Sans was the worst. You've proven me wrong. For real, people. The mind, it boggles. And my eyes, they burn.